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A robot is a dangerous, often humanoid, autonomous being that will take over soon. We must be vigilant. We must be wary. We must prepare to stop the robots from taking over. Transformers are here and are real. Robots such as Honda's ASIMO is proof of that. They walk, and soon enough they will also be able to talk and drive us around. That is dangerous.

See a Robot

A toy robot with a menacing expression
Beware of robots like this.

Links about robots:

  1. Wikipedia on Robots
  2. Photos of robots

The code of how robots deal with humans:

# Human protocol
robot.see("human", function(seen) {
seen.destroy();
});

What the robot does as a result:

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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